All Jokes
My Grandma called me up one day and said, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.” I asked, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” said my Grandma. So I decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let me in and showed me where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. I studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.” I then took her hand and said, with a deep sigh ….”Nan let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.”