The Magic Mountain … … An Englishman an Irishman and a Scottish man go to a magic mountain where you go down the slide and shout what you want and you will land in it. … …. The Scottish man goes down and shouts “beer!” and lands in a lake of beer. The Englishman goes down and shouts “gold!” and lands in a large pot of gold. The Irishman goes down and is going “wwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeee ! wwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeee !” … and lands in a lake of urine.