Why Did You Do It?

Mom: Why did you decide to study earthquakes? Tom: I just cracked up! Sammy: Why did you steal that broom? Tammy: I flew off the handle! Nan: Why did you knock over the Chinese Checkers? Dan: I lost my marbles! Jenny: Why did you chase that squirrel? Lenny: I went nuts! Jon: Why did you throw all those baseballs? Ron: I pitched a fit! Kay: Why did you burn the pancakes? Jay: I flipped out! Jerry: Why did you jump in the pool? Terry: I went off the deep end!