Jingle Bells parody 1: Dashing through the sand with a bomb stuck to my back, I've got a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A but not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot by the US Military. Jingle Bells parody 2: dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis, over the hills we go bashing into trees, the snow is turning red, I think I'm almost dead, All I want for Christmas now is a hospital bed. Jingle Bells Parody 3: Santa Clause, Santa Clause, Santa Clause is dead Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh Barbie doll, Barbie doll tried to save his life but GI- Joe FROM MEXICO stabbed her with a knife