Paddy and his two friends are discussing the behaviour of their teenage daughters. Dave says “I was shocked the other day. I was in my 14 year old daughters bedroom and I found a packet of cigarettes. I didn’t evn know she smoked!” Mike replied, “That’s nothing, I was tidying my 14 year old’s room the other day and found a bottle of vodka. I never knew she drank!” Paddy looked at the other two, and said, “Well, I was in MY 14 year old’s room the other day, and under her pillow I found a packet of condoms! I never even knew she had a cock!!”