Wife looking for problems

I went to a speciality shop to buy a bra for my wife The clerk said he needed to know something about her before making a suggestion for instance: We have a Presbyterian bra that is firm and supportive. We have the Salvation Army bra that is warm and uplifting. The clerk asked me do you understand? I said yes she is Jewish, small busted and always finding fault with me. You need the Jewish bra. It makes mountains out of mole hills