Ventriloquist: Hey buddy. Why don't you spell Apple for the audience. Dummy: Can I go to the bathroom first? Ventriloquist: Come on just spell Apple. Dummy: I really need to go. Ventriloquist: Just spell Apple first. Dummy: All right. Apple. A-L-E Ventriloquist: A-L-E? What happened to the P-P? Dummy: It's running down your arm.