A man walks up to the White House gate and shouts to the guard, “I’d like to speak to Barack Obama, the President.” … …. The guard replies, “Barack Obama is no longer the President of the United States. Donald Trump is the President.” … … After this happens three days in a row, the guard yells in disgust, “I told you Barack Obama is no longer the President. Donald Trump is the President of the United States.” … …. The guy says, “I know. I just like hearing it!”