A couple is driving... Cop: Sir, you realize that you were speeding. Husband: Im sorry officer, I didnt know. Wife: What the hell, thats a lie Ive been telling him for miles!! Husband: Shut up!! Shut the f*ck up!! No one is talking to you!! Cop: Ok then, did you know that your license plate was expired? Husband: No Officer, I didnt know. Wife: He's lien!! I've been telling him for months!! Husband: Shut the hell up BITCH nobody's talking to you!!! *cop walks over to the wife's side and says* Cop: Mam, does he always talk to you this way? Wife: No. only when he's drunk.