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Train My Dog
There is a guy who has a dog that doesn't obey him. He gets a recommendation for a great dog trainer and decides to go there. The dog owner walks in the room and asks, "Can you train my dog?" The trainer replies, "Well, I can train your dog, and I will give you a quick demonstration of how I work." He dumps a box full of bones on the floor and blows a whistle. A dog comes in and makes a skeleton with the bones. "Wow!" says the dog owner, "What kind of dog is that?" "That's a nurse's dog," responds the trainer. Then he blows the whistle again and a second dog comes in the room. That dog makes a big building. The dog owner says, "Wow! What kind of dog is that?" "That's an architect's dog," replies the trainer. Then the trainer blows the whistle again and a third dog comes in. That dog takes all the bones and runs away. "What kind of dog is that?" says the dog owner. "That's a lawyer's dog."