Who the hell is ‘Larry’??? Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and, Linda , his wife says,’where the hell have u been?’ Larry replies, ‘I was out getting a tattoo.’ Linda frowning: ‘A tattoo? what kind of tattoo did u get?’ Larry: ‘I got a Hundred dollar bill on my private’. Linda shaking her head in disgust: ‘what the hell are you thinking? why on earth woud an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his private?’ Larry: ‘Well one, I like to watch my money grow. Two- once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, u can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.’