Girl On A Plane

A not-so-bright girl is flying in a plane when her pilot keels over. She calls out: "Mayday! Mayday! My pilot is dead!" Air traffic control responds, "Don't worry, I'll talk you through this. What's your height and position?" "I'm five-four and I'm in the plane," she says. "Repeat after me," says the voice. "Our Father, who art in heaven...."