Freakin' Broccoli

There's this old lady at a supermarket. She goes to the produce section. She's rummaging around for a while. Then the Produce Manager sees this and starts talking to her. Produce Manager: Can I help you ma'am? Old Lady: I'm trying to find some broccoli. Produce Manager: We're out of broccoli at the moment. The old lady starts rummaging again. Produce Manager: Can I help you ma'am? Old Lady: I'm trying to find some broccoli. Produce Manager: I just told you that we don't have any at the moment. The old lady begins rummaging again. Produce Manager: Can I help you ma'am? Old Lady: I'm trying to find some broccoli. Produce Manager: Is there straw in strawberry? Old Lady: Yes. Produce Manager: Is there van in vanilla? Old Lady: Yes. Produce Manager: Is there freak in broccoli? Old Lady: There's no freak in broccoli! Produce Manager: That's what I've been trying to tell you!!!