A stand up is getting heckled by a member of the audience. After being interrupted the comic snaps and goes on a rant. “The average vagina is 7.5 inches deep and the average penis is 6 inches. This means that in this world of 6.8 billion people there is approximately 850 thousand feet of spare c*nt and 5 foot 2 of it is sitting over there.” He points to the heckler. “But I’m 5 foot 10.” The heckler replies. “Oh, then you’re an even bigger c*nt than I thought you were.”