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Now Don't Get Nervous

Patient 1: "Why did you run away from the operation table?" Patient 2: "The nurse was repeatedly saying 'don't get nervous', 'don't be afraid', 'be strong', 'this is a small operation only', things like that." Patient 1: "So what was wrong in that? Why were you so afraid?" Patient 2: "She was talking to the surgeon!"