Three girlfriends are talking about their partners. “Every time I stroke Frank’s balls they’re freezing cold,” says Sandra. “Wow, same for me,” says Angie. “Every time I stroke Dave’s balls they’re practically frozen.” Susie says very little the whole evening, but when they all meet up a week later she’s wearing large sunglasses to hide a black eye. “What happened to you?” asks Sandra. “I wish I knew,” says Susie. “All I did was ask my Bob why his balls were as cold as Frank’s and Dave’s .