I met her on the Internet, she said her name was Kiki, I spoke to her one Saturday, it soon became twice weekly. I liked her face, her pointed chin, the way she touched her hair, I loved her smile and glinting eyes, and all beyond in there I longed to meet her desperately, but only could I dream, of seeing her in the flesh and not just on the screen I booked my flight and flew for hours, I was feeling so elated but finally, when we met her face looked devastated Why was this? I could not think. Of course, I should have told her I’m really only 4 feet tall, and my head’s a lot more balder. It always seemed too good for real, the honeymoon was over, I reluctantly went home again, and wept as I flew over and soon enough , I did groan, the relationship had ended she broke my heart the wretched bitch, and still it hasn’t mended there is a happy ending though, for after I lost Kiki, I fell in love with Annabel who doesn’t find me geeky Anna is a lovely sight, she makes me warm inside I have to blow her up, you see cause she’s my latex bride