A midget goes into a chemist’s shop and says, “I want the biggest condom you have.” The chemist gets out the largest they do and the midget says, “That’s not big enough. What about the one outside?” The chemist replies, “Well that’s only for advertising purposes and isn’t for sale.” “Name your price,” said the midget. So the chemist eventually sells him this large rubber prop for £50. The midget then stretches it all over his body until he’s completely covered. “What do you think?” he asks. The chemist looks embarrassed and says, “Well actually you look like a big prick.” “Thank fcuking goodness for that,” said the midget. “I’m tired of being called little cunt!”