“I’m sorry love, but do you take it up the arse? Or can you just swallow it?” I asked this fit bird down the drug store. “Can you f*ck off you creep?!” she yelled back, “I’m sick of men like you thinking we’re so easy.” “Listen miss can you calm the f*ck down and tell me how I’m supposed to take these suppositories you’ve just sold me?” I replied.