:Daughter: "Mommy Mommy, This Kid Jeff Told Me To Climb The School Flag Pole And I Did And He Gave Me Five Dollars!" :Mother: "Sweetie, He Just Wanted To See Your Underwear" The Next Day... :Daughter: "Mommy Mommy, Jeff Told Me To Climb The Flag Pole, And I didn't Wear My Underwear..." :Mom: "....."