All Jokes
Sven and Ollie go on a fishing vacation. … … … They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the Minnesota woods; they spent a fortune. … … The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, Ollie catches a fish. As they’re driving home they’re really depressed. Ollie turns to Sven and says, “Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?” Sven says, “Wow! Then it’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more!”