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Johnny's daddy is the principle of the school. He saw his teacher leaving school. Johnny: ''Hey miss where you going?'' Teacher: ''Home.'' Johnny: ''Can I come with?'' Teacher: '' No!'' Johnny: '' I'm gonna tell my daddy!'' Teacher: ''Fine.'' They arrive at the teachers house... Teacher: ''Johnny i'm going to take a shower.'' Johnny: ''Can I come?'' Teacher:''No!'' Johnny: ''I'm gonna tell my daddy.'' Teacher:''Fine.'' They are in the shower... Johnny: ''Can I touch your belly button?'' Teacher: ''No.'' Johnny: ''I'm gonna tell my daddy.'' Teacher: ''Fine.'' Teacher: ''Errr... Johnny thats not my belly button!'' Johnny: '' Thats not my finger.''