A guy calls into a radio station and he says he has a joke for the DJ. The DJ goes, “Alright, let’s hear it.” … … The caller asks, “First, are we allowed to say ‘penis’ on the air?” … … The DJ says, “It is the specific medical or clinical term so yes, you can use it.” … … Caller: “OK, what has a 1 inch penis and hangs down?” … … DJ: “I dunno, what?” … … Caller: “A bat. (pauses) … Now what has a 13 inch penis and hangs up?” The DJ replies, “I dunno, what?” Next thing the DJ hears is a dial tone.