This morning I went to sign my labrador dog up for welfare. … At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.” … So I explained to her that my labrador dog is a BLACK lab, is unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English, and has no frigging clue who her Daddy is. She expects me to feed her, provide her with housing and medical care. So the lady looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. … My black lab gets her EBT card on Friday and moves into a Section 8 apartment in a week.