Italian : Last night I massaged my wife with the finest olive oil,then we made love and I made her scream non stop for 5 minutes. French : Last night I massaged my wife with special aphrodisiac oil,then we made passionate love. I made her scream for 15 minutes. Indian : That’s nothing last night I massaged my wife with Ghee,then made love and made her scream for 2hours. Italian and French, astonished : 2hours ! How ? Indian : I wiped my hands on the curtains