A man was playing a game of golf with an assassin. In the middle of the game, they had a conversation. Assassin: "Hey, isn't that your wife and some guy f*cking in the car?" Man: "Oh my God, it is! Hey, I want you to shoot both of them for me, ok?" Assassin: "Okay, but I charge a thousand dollars per shot." Man: "Deal. I want you to shoot my wife in the head and the guy in the dick. The assassin sets up his shotgun and he says this Assassin: "Hey, its your lucky day! Your about to get a two for one!"