Q. What did the potato say when it answered the phone ? A. “Aaloo?” Q. Where do cauliflowers hang out? A. In the Gobi desert. Q. What did the flower say to its girl-friend? A. Why do phools fall in love? Q. What did the fat car say? A. I’m a mota car. Q. What do shrimps sing on Christmas? A. Jhinga Bells. Q. What did the half eaten naan say? A. I wish I was puri. Q. What language do carrots speak? A. Gajar-ati. Q. What do you call a bald poet? A. Ik-bal. Q. What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu? A. I, Iyer, Iyengar. Q. What’s the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? A. Comepalakrishnan. Q. How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu? A. Ready..Steady..PO Q. What do you call a really colourful Tamilian? A. Rangamannar Rangarajan.