Dracula walks into a bar… The bartender asks, “What’ll you have?” Dracula answers, “I will have a glass of boiling hot water.” The bartender nods and prepares his drink. After serving it, the barkeep says, “Anything for you sir, but I am perplexed, I thought your kind drank blood.” Dracula retorts, “Oh, we do,” and takes a used tampon out of his pocket. Holding it by the string, and dipping it up and down he says, “I’m having hot tea.”