Friday: New teacher informs the class that her name is Mrs. Franny. Furthermore, on Monday they will be expected to remember her name. Saturday: Little Johnny, knowing full well that he is the class dunce, is determined to get it right. He grasps at word association. All day Saturday he says, Fanny with an R…Fanny with an R. Sunday: Same thing…Fanny with an R…Fanny with an R. Monday: The teacher singles out Little Johnny and asks him what is her name. Little Johnny struggles and strains until out pops, “Mrs. Crunt!”