“WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!”…said the irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanding to know where her Sunday edition was. … ….. “Madam”, said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow… on SUNDAY”. …. ….. There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, … …. “Well, crap, that explains why no one was at Church either.”