It's A Bad Day When...

You know its going to be a bad day if: You put your bra on backwards, and it fits better. Your car horn goes off accidentally, and remains stuck while you’re following a group of Hell’s angels. You see a ’60 minutes’ team waiting in your office The boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture. Your blind date turns out to be your wife. Your twin forgot your birthday. Your Income Tax check bounces.