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little johnny
One day little Johnny’s neighbor was washing dishes and saw little Johnny out the window sitting on the steps with his pet cat. … …. She saw him eat a jelly bean, bite the cat’s tail and move down a step. … … She continued to watch him and he did it again (eat a jelly bean, bite the cat’s tail and move down a step). … … When curiosity got the best of her, she went across the street and asked little Johnny what he was doing. … … He said “I’m pretending I’m an 18-wheeler truck driver.” She asked him, “Well Johnny what does that mean?” He said “I’m popping pills, eating pussy and moving on!”