-- You can GET chocolate. -- Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft. -- You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. -- You can have chocolate in in public. -- If you bite the nuts, the chocolate won't mind. -- The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. -- You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. -- No need to fake your enjoyment of chocolate. -- Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. -- You can have chocolate at any time of the month. -- You are never too young or too old for chocolate. -- Size doesn't matter -- though more is still better.