It was my mate’s funeral this week. He was always a practical joker, and fair play, he made us laugh right to the end. Silly fcuker had the coffin rigged somehow so that when it was being lowered into the ground, a tape of him saying, “Ha! Fooled you… I’m alive!” started playing. It was followed by things like, “Lads… Really. I’m not dead, let me out!” We were all in stitches. Even the Vicar was pissing himself. RIP Buddy… Fcuking legend.