Comeback Queen #1: Rich or Poor I care no more. Ok so this mean girl came into my house and she called me poor, just because she had more money than me :/ These were some actual moments: Girl: EEw what is this crap on your walls? Me: a mirror. LATER: Girl: Hey ha ha I have Subway Surfers on my phone. Me: Cool so do I. Girl: YOU have a PHONE? Me: yeah *shows phone* Girl: ha ha but there are cracks in it! Me: speaking of cracks and buts, you should pull up your pants. LATER: Girl: well noow that I'm leaving might as well give you advice. Me: which is? Girl: avoid your face! Me: I don't have time cuz I'm already avoiding yours. Girl: GRRR hey where did you get your crap clothes?!?!?! Me: The same place you got your life. Girl: Did you google these comebacks?!!?!? (lol some of them yesh) Me: Did you google your insults? Girl: go back your cage! I'm going to my large condo! Me: Yeah Hell's pretty big, isn't it? Girl: of course you'd know that. Me: I know lots of things because I'm not home schooled. ( no offense if you're home schooled but this girl was retarded) Girl: I have nickname for you! WANNABE! Me: I have lots of nicknames for you right now. Girl: I HAVE THE POWER TO SUE YOU! Me: you're lucky you don't have the power to read minds. Girl: That's it! I'm leaving! *gets in car* BYE POOR KIDS! MY friend: that sucks she gets the last word. Me: Nope. I put some bug attractor in her hair spray.