Little Johnny was doing his work in math class, when his teacher chose him to answer a question. Teacher: Johnny if there were four birds on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left? Johnny: None because the rest would fly off. Teacher: The answer was 3, but I like the way you're thinking! Johnny: Well I have a question for you! If there 3 girls at a ice cream shop, one was licking her cone, one was biting her cone, and one was sucking her cone, which one is married? "Well" said the teacher nervously " I guess the one sucking her cone... Johnny: No the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But, I like the way you're thinking!