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elderly
That Far Off the Ground
I was wanting to fly my 82 year old mother, who has never flown to Chicago, for a visit. "No way am I getting on an air plane," was mother's response. I replied, "Look, Mom, when it's your time to go, it doesn't matter if you're on the ground or in the air." Mother said, "I know, I just don't want to be that far off the ground when it's the pilot's time to go."