Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A: Bamboo. Q: What's a haunted chicken? A: Poultry-geist. Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb? A: Because he was in need of a light snack. Q: Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?- A: Have you ever tried to iron a monster? Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? A: Boo boos. Q: Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? A: Because of his coffin. Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies? A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.