All Jokes
men
Two strangers, a man and woman are seated at a dinner party together. The man turns to the woman and says, I’ve got a hypothetical question for you miss. The woman, curious, says “O.K. shoot.” The man says “If a man were to offer you one million dollars to sleep with him, would you do it?” The woman thinks for a moment and finally answers “I guess I would…. for a million dollars.” The man smiles and says “Then will you sleep with me for thirty-five dollars?” The woman, with a shocked expression on her face, stands and screams at the man, “Of course I won’t. What do you think I am!” To which the man replies, “We’ve already determined WHAT you are, now we’re just negotiating the price.”