When I was your age

Grandpa: boy, how many miles do you walk to school? Boy: about a half mile. Grandpa: when I was your age I walked eight miles to school every day. Boy, what are your grades like? Boy: they are mostly B's. Grandpa: when I was your age I got all A's. Boy, have you ever gotten into a fight? Boy: only two times and the boy beat me up. Grandpa: When I was your age I was in a fight every day. Boy, how old are you? Boy: 9 years old. Grandpa: when I was your age I was 11