I don't do windows because... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.) I don't mind the dust bunnies because... They are very good company; I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. I don't disturb cobwebs because... I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. I don't put things away because... My husband will never be able to find them again. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press." I don't stress much on anything because... "Type A" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become an ol' woman!