Tied and Frayed

Ms. Frayed-end and Mr. Knot were having an argument about their relationship. Ms. Frayed-end: "Why don't you ever call me anymore?" Mr. Knot: "That goes both ways. You never call me either!" Ms. Frayed-end: "We're not supposed to do the calling. You are!" Mr. Knot: "Sez who? This is ridiculous. You get me so mad I'm fit to be tied!" Ms. Frayed-end: "Oh yeah? Well I'm at the end of my rope!"