This bloke is as horny as a four-balled billy goat. He goes to a sporting house and tells the madam he can only afford to spend 5 bucks. The madam thinks for a bit, then says, “Well, try Sandpaper Sally. She’s down the hall, last door on the left.” The guy walks down the hall and sees Sally - she’s not the best looking, but she would do. He puts it in and it’s the worst feeling he’s ever had on his johnson - like sandpaper and teeth. He pulls out and tells her. “Um. something’s wrong, can you do something about that?” Sally crinkles her face, then says, “Why of course, darlin! But it will run you another five bucks.” She pockets the cash and goes into the bathroom and is back in no time. The guy puts it back in and now, it’s the complete opposite: it’s the best feeling he’s ever had, and he finishes in a flash. Panting, he asks her, “Oh my God… that felt amazing… what did you do??” Sally smiles, and says, “for the extra five bucks, I pick the scabs.”