All Jokes
bar and drinking
Struggling Artist
At the monthly meeting of the local group of struggling artists, two of them were discussing their respective prospects. First artist: "I'm not doing too well. I painted a picture for a local lady but she didn't like it. She said it made her look just like a monkey." Second artist: "I hope you were diplomatic about it?" First artist: "Yes, I told her she should have thought about that before she had her picture painted."