10. A good beer yields good head, but not all good women do. 9. You can share your beer with your friends, but you really can’t share your woman with them. 8. You can hang out with your beer all night, and chances are you will enjoy the conversation. 7. When you and a beer are finished a new one is an arms reach away, when you and your woman are finished that arms reach will get you slapped. 6. Beer tends to solve all the problems that women create. 5. If you feel the need to try new beer, go down to the package store and look in the cooler and pick one. The only place I’ve been to where you can window shop for women is Amsterdam. 4. If you were to get into bed and find a cold beer would you complain? 3. Not only will beer not care if you spend the Sunday watching football, but chances are it was beer who sponsered the game. 2. Even if you have poor eyesight, beer improves your ability to spot attractive women. 1. Try finding the woman you want to come in groups of Six.