This is why Men shouldn’t answer questions. WIFE : “What would U do if I died? Would U get married again?” HUSBAND : “Definitely not!” WIFE : “Why not? Don’t U like being married?” HUSB : “Of course I do.” WIFE : “Then why wouldn’t U remarry?” HUSB : “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.” WIFE : “U would?” (with a hurt look) HUSB:(makes audible groan) WIFE : “Would U live in our house?” HUSB : “Sure, it’s a great house” WIFE : “Would you sleep with her in our bed?” HUSB : “Where else would we sleep?” WIFE : “Would U let her drive my car?” HUSB :”Probably, it is almost new.” WIFE : “Would U replace my pictures with hers?” HUSB : “That would seem like the proper thing to do.” WIFE : “Would U give her my jewelry?” HUSB : “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.” WIFE : “Would she wear my shoes?” HUSB : “No, she’s size 5.” WIFE : - silence - HUSB : “Shit”.