Decaf? No way!

You Know You Had Too Much Coffee When • Juan Valdez names his donkey after you • You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked • You grind your coffee beans in your mouth • You sleep with your eyes open • You have to watch videos in fast-forward • You lick your coffee pot clean • Your eyes stay open when you sneeze • The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse • You can type sixty words a minute with your feet • You can jump-start your car without cables • Your only sources of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low" • You don't sweat, you percolate