Dad: Son! Kid: What? Dad: Where's your homework? Kid: Oh, it's done. Dad: I said WHERE. Kid: in the world. Dad: Where in the world? Kid: In our home, duh Dad: Where in the home? Kid: Which home? Dad: Our home! Kid: Who is our? Dad: You, your mother and I Kid: Which eye? The left or right? Dad: Shut up! Kid: Who? Dad: You! Kid: When? ****Dad leaves home****