It’s Bill and Hillary Clinton’s fiftieth anniversary… As they sat over a candle lit dinner, Hillary made a confession. “Bill,” she says. “You know that rather large box in the basement you told me never to open?” “Yes” says Bill. “It had been bothering me for years and finally curiosity won over. I opened it.” Bill sighed in disappointment. Hillary asked, “I found twenty-three empty beer bottles and three hundred seventy seven dollars. Can I ask why you were keeping twenty-three empty beer bottles?” “Well, Hillary. I’m going to be honest. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I would come home and open a beer. I would drink it thinking about how I really love you and how sorry I was. The beer bottles are reminders of the mistakes I made cheating on you.” Hillary was surprised but she knew his past and accepted it. “Bill, I’m disappointed, but we have been through worse. I love you and I forgive you. Can I ask why there was three hundred seventy seven dollars in the box?” Bill shrugged. “Every time the box filled up with beer bottles, I took them back for the deposit.”