Brown Paper Jake

A sheriff walks into a saloon and shouts for everyone’s attention, “Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?!?!” “What does he look like?” asks a cowboy. “Well,” replies the Sheriff, “he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper vest, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket.” “So, what is he wanted for?” asks another cowboy. “Rustlin!” replies the Sheriff.